How about buying a tank?

I was net surfing and came across this interesting digg Amazon Book Reviews (by someone who hasn’t read the books!)

It was hilarious no doubt (probably some PR stunt), but what caught my eyes were in his review, I found out that you can actually buy a
Badonkadonk tank from Amazon for a cool $19,999.95.

It looks like hoax at first, but after looking at the seller website, naodesign.net, this is actually a live and working model, or at least it appears so with some dude driving it. Judging by the size comparison, it should be about your average ATV, less power steering, and leather seat, and air-condition, and airbag (you probably dont need it).

You dont need a helmet in this baby!

Yes for safety reason, headlight and signal lights are bundled as standard accessories.